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Shopping
Fun & Restrictions
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Welcome
Citizen.
This
is the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment,
the State office for the distribution of offical Propaganda &
Enlightenment, and the marketing of State tourism. The Office of
Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment administer a number of
citizen relations and advertising committees who manage the campaign
subcommittees. Together with a vast network of tourism advice committees,
the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment operates
the only authorised travel service to citizens of our glorious Parentland.
Pilgrimage Tours
Our most popular holidays are our famous State Pilgrimage tours,
taking citizens from every corner of the Parentland to the magnificent
monument to Purityranny, and splendid seat of State power, in the
State Capital. Included in the package is a visit to the Tomb of
the Martyrs, within the centre of all power, The
Citadel. We also have special permission to allow Citizen's
on our authorised tours to stand outside the residence of the Supreme
Minister, the House of Supremacy.
To
complete this wonderful pilgrimage of total Purityranny, a night
in terrifying cells of The Yard Inn, a theme hotel based upon the
notorious headquarters of the OSS,
The Yard, can be arranged at a special Citizen discount cost of
just seven additional Party bonus points on your Party Loyalty Card.
Bring your own torture equipment!
News:
The Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment has been
made aware, through excellent work by Enquirers of the OSS,
that there have been rumours circulating to the fact that the great
capital city of our State is a dangerous place, and there is little
chance of leaving alive, and that the information given by the Ministry
of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment tends to slightly
stretch the truth and disseminate propaganda that could be construed
as lies among the cynical.
We
are pleased to announce that following a thorough investigation
and a series of reasonable press releases by the Bureau
of Official Denial, the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation
& Enlightenment has been rightfully officially verified as totally
accurate in its work. A number of arrests have been made, with those
responsible charged with subversion and treason. The subversives
will be sentenced by the Court
of Injustice accordingly as soon as the guilty verdicts
are recorded.
The
OSS aims
to eliminate all unauthorised activities that breeds subversion
and sedition, and the Ministry of Citizen Misinformation & Enlightenment
is firmly committed to assisting them in this endeavour.
Permits
& Authorisation Papers
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Tourism
Visa Permits:
Citizens may live only at the designated address on their Address
Permit (AP) as issued by the Department
for Citizen Census & Internal Security (CCIS). Temporary
Address Permits (TAP) are available for Citizens who have reasonable
grounds to visit other addresses for a period of up to three nights.
If application for a TAP is made along with a Tourism Visa Permit
(TVP), a TAP may be issued for up to two weeks in the form of a
TAPX. You will also require a Temporary Transit Permit (TTP) go
with your TVP and TAPX. TAPs, TAPXs, and TVPs are available from
the CCIS.
Transit
Permits:
Transit
permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing the spread
of their diseased thoughts, and protecting all citizens from the
insidious attacks of subversive elements. By taking away the burden
of responsibility, Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue
the purity and rewarding hard work of their designated work role,
as directed by the State
Labour Ministry.
Shopping:
Fun & Restrictions
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Pickle
Street Market:
Located
just a stone's throw from the residence of the Supreme Minister,
Pickle Street Market is infamous for its food, cheap goods, and
long queues.
Take
me to the market!
Prohibited
Products:
- Reference
to the existence of a time before Year Zero, whether in text,
picture, spoken, or through any other media existing or non-existing.
- Any
reference, intended or otherwise, to a Forbidden History.
- Books,
pamphlets, leaflets, or any other printed matter not authorised
by the State or one of the Authorised Religions.
- Any
printed matter not printed by the State Printing Works.
- All
weapons other than knives, swords, hatchets, axes, and other bladed
tools
- Any
goods of a nature that may corrupt the Purity of the minds of
the Citizens
Remember
your duty: If In
Doubt, Burn It
Note:
The next public Book Burning Fair is listed under 'Entertainment'
Queue
Lengths:
Transit
permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their
spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of
subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility,
Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding
hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State
Labour Ministry.
Duty
& Taxes:
Transit
permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their
spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of
subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility,
Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding
hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State
Labour Ministry.
Transit
Permits:
Transit
permits make travel difficult for subversives, curtailing their
spread, and protecting all citizens from the insidious attacks of
subversive elements. By taking away the burden of responsibility,
Citizens of The Common State are able to pursue the purity and rewarding
hard work of their designated work role, as designated by the State
Labour Ministry.
The CCIS treats all Citizens with impartiality and impunity, and
maintains the highest standards of civilised order. The
CCIS liaises with every branch of the State to ensure all Citizen
records are up to date and correct. All details on Citizen movements
are distributed to all departments. The
main work of the CCIS is carried out by the New Model
Militia, the authorised State police and combined army.
Failure
to report a crime, allowing a crime to take place, or being victim
of a crime through carelessness or incompetence, constitutes committing
the crime.
Remember
Citizens: The Party is watching. The Party is counting. The Party
knows all.
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