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Captain
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laughed so hard my arm fell off and my eye fell out!"
Lord Nelson |
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may regret this later"
God |
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on, sod the book. What's that you said about the earth being
round?"
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like, wow man, it's like, made of paper and, like, has ink in
it"
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you don't go away right now I'm going to call the police"
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this book doesn't win every major literary prize it will only
be because it's not very good"
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"It's
not remotely funny, I wasn't even there. It's all made up. Hang
about, you'd expect me to lie . . . no wait, I was there . .
. wait, come back"
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course I was talking about the book. Which fool said it was
about the end of the world?"
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third best book I have ever read"
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this a book? There isn't a single nipple in it"
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cannot take it seriously"
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we won't read it. Sod off"
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wait, it's the fourth best"
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might even be the fifth"
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Mr Perriwinkle?"
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I've written pamphlets bigger than that"
Tolstoy |
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In The Beginning . . .
The
Earth has been around for quite a long time, longer even than
taxation. For most of this time it has been more than happy
pottering around the sun, filling in time doing things such
as building dinosaurs and then letting asteroids kill them
off for a laugh.
All
of these contented times came to an abrupt end when something
decided that the little planet would be an ideal place for
an experiment. No one sanctioned this experiment, which is
exactly why the little planet in the middle of nowhere was
selected. But no secret lasts forever. No matter how clever
you think you are these things always have a way of leaking.
MI5 and the CIA are a lasting testament to this phenomenon.
The
experiment itself was a fairly simple affair and it shouldn't
have had the consequences that it did. It was just a simple
DNA helix until something happened to it. A twist when there
should have been a turn, a turn when there should have been
a twist.
All of a sudden you have semi-sentient life popping up everywhere.
And that is a very serious matter. They might start asking
questions. Like why are we here and what is the meaning of
life.
The
perpetrators of the experiment wanted to keep it quiet and
just hoped the new life form would die out before it's too
late. Unfortunately, despite it being very, very stupid, and
more than a little ugly, the new semi-sentient life seems
to blossom until it fills the whole planet. Then, to make
matters even worse, it starts observing and inventing things,
altering the very conditions that spawned it in the first
place. It even starts destroying the very planet itself, and
has become such a severe danger to all the other natural life
that live upon it that something has got to be done about
the situation before it gets any worse.
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History . . .
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