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"Warden!
Who let this man in here?"
Mr
J. Archer Esq.
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"I
don't know if you smoke much hemp, young man, but pass me the hubbly
bubbly . . ."
Lewis Carrol |
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"What
do mean everything can only add up to one? Are you ridiculing my life's
work?"
Pythagoras |
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"Somehow
Canterbury always seemed closer. Tell me again, you call them . .
. roadworks?"
Chaucer |
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"Book?
Release the dogs and remove the glove from my claw . . ."
M. Thatcher |
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away. You are neither funny nor informative."
Charles Darwin |
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"I
don't know why you're still laughing."
St Peter |
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"It's
going to be very difficult to base a civilisation on it, but you're
right, it is lighter to carry."
Moses |
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"You
call this a book? It's nothing but a paragon of silliness that is
a waste of good paper that could otherwise have served a useful purpose,
such as arrest warrants for yobs."
Letter to the Daily Mail |
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"Excellent.
A damn fine read. We always suspected this . . . ."
Paraniod Conspiracy Association Monthly |
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"Two
pounds of apples? You gotta be kidding. Tell you what son, you look
a bit hungry. I'm know I'm a fool to myself. How about half a pound
of overripe tomatoes and a bag of manky oranges for the book?"
Bloke on Catford Market |
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"Yes,
very funny. Now, when are you going to get a proper job?"
The author's wife |
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"Yes,
it looks very nice. I'm sure it's very good. Now about that proper
job . . ."
The rest of the author's family |
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you. OK, I know it sounds like it's just me putting on a high voice, but
it's not. Honest, you can trust me I'm a writer. I have whole teams of people
here slaving away. No, really, I do. There's so much commotion I don't know
how I have the time to write. It's all clatter, banging, and shouting all
day, the phone and fax never stops ringing, people rushing about. Honestly.
No? Sod you then, send an email:
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