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Conspiracy
13-22
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Scene Title |
Description |
Preface
: In
The Beginning . . . |
P/1
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The
Hill
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Formic
related insects
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P/2
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Primordial
Darkness
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Hunters
and quarry - the red eyes
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P/3
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Hives
& Communities
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Club
languages - juniper bushes –the valley of creation
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Chapter
One : Tomorrow
Morning : ±00.30-08.00
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1/1
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The
Fly, The Fish, & The Old Lady
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Waiting
for dawn transportation to the glass towered labour camps
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1/2
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Secretary
of State for Roads & Other Transport
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The
LTCC is failing, & Trithon Industries has cancelled its maintenance
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1/3
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Claire,
Beer Gut, & The Tube Journey
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The
leaking, creaking system and the black water on the platform
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1/4
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The
Email & Winding Staircase
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Jack
discovers the joys of public transport and the lunatics we meet
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1/5
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RV
Polar Sunset
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Cryosphere
- Professors, Arctic Ships, & Iceberg B-451A
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1/6
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Encounter
with Umbrella Madman
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The
conspiracy begins
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1/7
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Slow
Speed Chases
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Following
the bus before the public panic
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1/8
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Encounter
with Umbrella Madman
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The
conspiracy continues
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1/9
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Communication
Breakdown
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Satellite
of love – EUCOMSTAR-2 shifts its footprint
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1/10
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The
Grey World of Viral Rules
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Jasper
Rackington’s methodology
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1/11
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Career
Opportunities
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Mornington
Secondary Modern - digging holes for a living
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1/12
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Slaving
For The Met Office
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Jack’s
work and his obsession
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1/13
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Jacqueline
Silverton
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No
contingency plans - CPSU/CDSU/SSC/CPEEU - the Jackal phones
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1/14
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News
Sleeper
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The
sleeper should always be ready to awaken
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1/15
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4W
Productions
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Jack
– Jasper calls - TV news - World’s Weirdest Weather Warnings
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1/16
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Silver
Hair & Charles
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Calculating
email risk
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1/17
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The
Fiat & The Van
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Jack
– Jasper calls - TV news - World’s Weirdest Weather Warnings
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1/18
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Parking
Militia & Secret Laboratories
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Running
society takes careful planning
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1/19
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Until
Death Gives The Viewer Release
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James
Kinsman & the 4W Productions guide to insanity
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Chapter
Two : The Lost Valley : Pre-GMT
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2/1 |
The
Enigma of Water |
Long
live the dry spell - carcinogenic creatures - singularities &
pluralism |
2/2 |
The
Rule Of One |
The
universal truth of mathematics |
2/3 |
Complex
Economics |
Carved
rocks, metal gods, and stone eaters |
2/4 |
Three
Percent DNA Twist |
Consciousness
– low evolutionary standard – imaginary world |
2/5 |
A
Small Cloud Of Worry |
Interference
with Natural Destiny - the valley journey begins |
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Chapter
Three : Genesis of Mammon : ±08.00-09.00
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3/1
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Claustrophobia
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Claire
& the Tube stopped in tunnel – dead power & darkness
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3/2
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TriOS
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Debugging
the management bugs
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3/3
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Pay
& Display Spaceships
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Jack
and the bus timetable unravel the Universe
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3/4
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Strategic
Rail Committee |
The
rolling headquarters of the SRC |
3/5
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The
Beggar |
Spare
any change? - the truth is written here |
3/6
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Coven
Of Receptionists |
Derrick
Cole is back in the building, but Elvis is still dead . . . |
3/7
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String
Theorists Are So Close |
Grains
of sand that ignore what isn’t there |
3/8
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The
Truth Is Thrown Away |
Unintentional
littering - Paul Aloysius Jenkins, Timmo, Vulture & Talon |
3/9
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Alpha |
So
much time to think & nothing to think about |
3/10
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The
Pipework Labyrinth |
Derrick
makes a mistake that will destroy the only LTCC solution |
3/11
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The
Coven Calls |
Estelle
and security gang up on Derrick |
3/12
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Tube
Disasters |
The
Underground system is providing washing facilities- the last sound
to be heard |
3/13
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The
Leaking Labyrinth |
Derrick
breaks his silence – waterfalls & computer rooms |
3/14
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The
Volvo People Estate
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Sheila,
Prof. Fred Kinsman – paperclips hills – Jamie, Elizabeth, Samantha
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3/15
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Let
There Be Gods
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A
peaceful society is no place to be
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5/16
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The
Volvo Returns
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Professors
& children simply don't match
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3/17
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Vindictive
Deities
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The
dreamer - superstition
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3/18
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Paperclip
Mountains
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Saving
the planet with paperclip mountains
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3/19
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Tube
Station Parody |
For
your own safety and convenience . . . |
3/20
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Return
Of The Volvo |
Saving
the planet with paperclip mountains II - the sequel |
3/21
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Advertising
Land |
Simon
Pretering - Golf GTi –- City Radio 101.98FM - Mr Malakis |
3/22
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Pit
Bull & The Newsagent |
Selling
gold – heritage is important |
3/23
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The
Universe Is Shouting Back
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Lost
communication
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3/24
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Green
Leaflets & Squashed Toes
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Jack
and the toes/builder - second green leaflet
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3/25
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Indian
Intelligence Service
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Spying
is not always glamorous
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Chapter
Four : The Children of Mammon : ±09.00-10.00
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4/1 |
Secretaries
& Jaguars |
Stuck
in traffic - no one yet in office – emergency situation - DGSCS |
4/2 |
Chemical
Soups |
Happy
King McBurger - Danielle Oliver – the delights of fast food |
4/3 |
Sycophantic
Wars |
Derrick
& Sir Desmond Trithon - on his way to the roof |
4/4 |
Fiery
Shrubs & Omnipotent Chimps |
Taking
shape and form |
4/5 |
Concrete
Satellites |
Building
a neighbourhood without any community |
4/6 |
Leaving
The Labyrinth |
Derrick
vacates the Trithon building – the service corridor |
4/7 |
Litter
Aerobatics |
Armies
of cans and legions of bottles - waiting for Jack |
4/9 |
Children
Of A Monkey God |
Building
things in your own image |
4/10 |
Golden
Watch and Rainbow |
Richardson
& the disappearing world – time is money |
4/11 |
The
House In Notting Hill |
Keeping
the landlord in style |
4/12 |
Burning
Down The Libraries |
Lift
conversation, ransacking credit cards, burning libraries |
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Chapter
Five : The Jackal Has Eaten : ±10.00-11.00
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5/1
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Water
Madness & Socialism
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Trithon
Helicopter – Sir Desmond in Docklands – canals - TrainTrax |
5/2
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Restructuring
DNA
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Nothing
but a lost ant for company |
5/3
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The
Union That Ended The World
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Cold
November afternoon – Calvin Strode – Kenneth Dresden |
5/4
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Garbled
Static & Gibberish
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Traffic
helicopter - Alex & Mike visit the A13 |
5/5
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The
Trithon Papers
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Paul
and the ‘lost’ briefcase, Shaggy & Timmo go to the café |
5/6
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Advertising
Land II
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Brochure
throwing and silent news |
5/7
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The
Army of Builders
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Big
John the Spread, Little John the Spread, Greg the Sparks, Jocko the
Painter |
5/8
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Vienna
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GasEnergy
men plant the incendiary |
5/9
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The
Brain Size Matters
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There
is a price to pay |
5/10
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The
Prime Minister & The Jackal
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The
LTCC problem is very annoying, it’s time to release the hounds |
5/11
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The
Gods Of Commerce
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What
would the bloody socialists do? |
5/13
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Broadcast
News
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Alex
and his wrong information |
5/14
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Decapitation
Gives You A Head Start
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What
would the bloody socialists do? The Consortium speaks |
5/15
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Riot
Van At Whitehall
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Sergeant
Adams & Constable Stevens and the mystery of observation |
5/16
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Flyovers
& Flyby’s
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The
wrong broadcast - Canning Town – helicopter crash |
5/17
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London
Lakes & Euro Fighters
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Jack
wades – polystyrene burger containers - RAF – Euro Fighter XIII |
5/18
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Spur
Of The Moment
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Upsetting
Reality |
5/19
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Panic
& Phone Calls
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Sir
Desmond takes Franklin’s call – the Counterweight is active |
5/20
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Marie,
Jude, & The Austin Metro
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Greenwich
& South Bank University and the gauges that work |
5/21
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The
Fat Man & Moustache
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Espionage
and sabotage – selling grandmothers - Smythe-Smith & Robert |
5/22
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Self-Destructive
Tendencies
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The
originator of pain, desolation, despair, and misery |
5/23
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In
The Fuzzy World Of Ignorance
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Genetic
deficiency – filtering the world out |
5/24
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The
Fulcrum Consortium
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The
Fat Man, Moustache, and the thing that could not be |
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Chapter
Six : Lust for Power : ±11.00-12.00
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6/1 |
The
New Model |
Summer
of 10 years ago – DROT– the meeting to end the world |
6/2 |
The
Dilemma Of Sheila |
The
children & subliminal radio - the HKM Court Jester |
6/3 |
Cars,
Oil, Roads, And Tea |
The
plot - Global Vehicles – Armoury Oil & Petroleum |
6/4 |
Superstition
And Progress |
The
price is nearly available to order |
6/5 |
All
News Is Bad News |
Sheila
tries to ring her sister Claire |
6/6 |
New
Millennium Transport Strategy |
LTCC
and the NTCC are born, long live the car |
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Chapter
Seven : The Hunger of Mammon : ±12.00-13.00
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7/1
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The
Lost Briefcase
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Richardson
wants revenge –- Brad Rubbenbury
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7/2
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Marie
& The Peas Of Starvation
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The
global economy is simply explained
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7/3
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Antipodean
Bar Laws
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The
Frog & Vulture annoys The Boss
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7/4
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Satellite
Global News
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Tom Bakersville and the Downing Street press conference |
7/5
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The
Bringer Of Darkness
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There is too mch confusion |
7/6
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Reindeer
Man To Save The World
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Disguising himself and fooling security |
7/7
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Accident
Insurance
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Sir Desmond - Patric Verdant - time for Franklin’s accident |
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Chapter
Eight : The Price of Civilisation |
8/1 |
ANGEL |
Architect of Nature, Geology, & Eclectic Life |
8/2 |
Planet Ownership |
Staying forever – not an infinite supply of energy in the Universe |
8/3 |
Linguistic Problems |
Guttural language – 106 words (50 for food, 20 for shelter) |
8/4 |
The ELS |
Valley organics are ELS14 – Time is an imaginary concept |
8/5
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Project
1.2435342,
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The
most sophisticated Organics ever produced
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Chapter
Nine : Disintegration : ±13.00-14.00
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9/1 |
The
Ragbag Cabinet |
The
arrival of the emergency transport crisis Cabinet |
9/2 |
Spit
& Polish |
Albert
Thompson – traffic jam – the pub |
9/3 |
The
Fiasco Begins |
Empty
transportation promises |
9/4 |
Moustache
& The Journalist |
If
in doubt, deny, deny, deny |
9/5 |
The
Contingency Plans Are Dusted Down |
Antique
papers and apathetic ministers |
9/6 |
The
Memory Remains The Same |
Albert
& Ethel and the years of memories |
9/7 |
Part
Time Portfolios |
Prisons
& Punishment; Football & Other Sport; Lotteries and Gambling;
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9/8 |
Operation
Carmageddon |
Trade,
Industry, & Strikes; Education, Science, & e-Government |
9/9 |
Nests
Of Tables |
Albert’s
house |
9/10 |
The
PM Speaks |
'I
didn’t mean to do it. I've blamed someone else.' |
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Chapter
Eleven : A House in Eden
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11/1 |
Arrival |
They
arrive in the village |
11/2 |
Bloody
Expectations |
God,
religions and a nice bit of genocide |
11/3 |
Four
Disciples Of Armageddon |
War
- Famine - Pestilence - Accountant? |
11/4 |
Civilisation
Finally Arrives |
Chaos
in the village |
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Chapter
Twelve : Tomorrow Afternoon : ±14.00-15.00
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12/1 |
House
Of The Unholy |
Brad’s
office - Richardson forces open the desk drawers |
12/2 |
Colin
Moorhouse |
Security
– cigarette smokers – I do exist - sees Richardson |
12/3 |
Great
Exploitations |
The
café – Paul’s story: munchies, his father |
12/4 |
SuperSavings
Hyper-Megamarket |
Council
estates, drugs, & crime, Granddad Trithon |
12/5 |
Beaky
& Baldy |
Richardson
– security card, email logs, hides tools & jumper |
12/6 |
Colin
Keeps Searching |
Old
Dave – Colin’s story, unworkable rules, Winston and Declan |
12/7 |
The
Frog & Vulture |
Umbrella
Man & Pit Bull invite Jack for a drink |
12/8 |
Operation
Counterweight |
Working
for the government - Jack’s life story |
12/9 |
The
Gloom Brewery’s Guide To A Miserable Interior |
Keeping
the customer satisfied |
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Next:
Chapters 13-22 |
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