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Conspiracy 13-22
No. Scene Title Description
Preface : In The Beginning . . .

P/1

The Hill

Formic related insects

P/2

Primordial Darkness

Hunters and quarry - the red eyes

P/3

Hives & Communities

Club languages - juniper bushes –the valley of creation

 
 

Chapter One : Tomorrow Morning : ±00.30-08.00

1/1

The Fly, The Fish, & The Old Lady

Waiting for dawn transportation to the glass towered labour camps

1/2

Secretary of State for Roads & Other Transport

The LTCC is failing, & Trithon Industries has cancelled its maintenance

1/3

Claire, Beer Gut, & The Tube Journey

The leaking, creaking system and the black water on the platform

1/4

The Email & Winding Staircase

Jack discovers the joys of public transport and the lunatics we meet

1/5

RV Polar Sunset

Cryosphere - Professors, Arctic Ships, & Iceberg B-451A

1/6

Encounter with Umbrella Madman

The conspiracy begins

1/7

Slow Speed Chases

Following the bus before the public panic

1/8

Encounter with Umbrella Madman

The conspiracy continues

1/9

Communication Breakdown

Satellite of love – EUCOMSTAR-2 shifts its footprint

1/10

The Grey World of Viral Rules

Jasper Rackington’s methodology

1/11

Career Opportunities

Mornington Secondary Modern - digging holes for a living

1/12

Slaving For The Met Office

Jack’s work and his obsession

1/13

Jacqueline Silverton

No contingency plans - CPSU/CDSU/SSC/CPEEU - the Jackal phones

1/14

News Sleeper

The sleeper should always be ready to awaken

1/15

4W Productions

Jack  – Jasper calls - TV news - World’s Weirdest Weather Warnings

1/16

Silver Hair & Charles

Calculating email risk

1/17

The Fiat & The Van

Jack  – Jasper calls - TV news - World’s Weirdest Weather Warnings

1/18

Parking Militia & Secret Laboratories

Running society takes careful planning

1/19

Until Death Gives The Viewer Release

James Kinsman & the 4W Productions guide to insanity

         
         
 

Chapter Two : The Lost Valley : Pre-GMT

2/1 The Enigma of Water Long live the dry spell - carcinogenic creatures - singularities & pluralism
2/2 The Rule Of One The universal truth of mathematics
2/3 Complex Economics Carved rocks, metal gods, and stone eaters
2/4 Three Percent DNA Twist Consciousness – low evolutionary standard – imaginary world
2/5 A Small Cloud Of Worry Interference with Natural Destiny - the valley journey begins
         
         
 

Chapter Three : Genesis of Mammon : ±08.00-09.00

3/1

Claustrophobia

Claire & the Tube stopped in tunnel – dead power & darkness

3/2

TriOS

Debugging the management bugs

3/3

Pay & Display Spaceships

Jack and the bus timetable unravel the Universe

3/4
Strategic Rail Committee The rolling headquarters of the SRC
3/5
The Beggar Spare any change? - the truth is written here
3/6
Coven Of Receptionists Derrick Cole is back in the building, but Elvis is still dead . . .
3/7
String Theorists Are So Close Grains of sand that ignore what isn’t there
3/8
The Truth Is Thrown Away Unintentional littering - Paul Aloysius Jenkins, Timmo, Vulture & Talon
3/9
Alpha So much time to think & nothing to think about
3/10
The Pipework Labyrinth Derrick makes a mistake that will destroy the only LTCC solution
3/11
The Coven Calls Estelle and security gang up on Derrick
3/12
Tube Disasters The Underground system is providing washing facilities- the last sound to be heard
3/13
The Leaking Labyrinth Derrick breaks his silence – waterfalls & computer rooms

3/14

The Volvo People Estate

Sheila, Prof. Fred Kinsman – paperclips hills – Jamie, Elizabeth, Samantha

3/15

Let There Be Gods

A peaceful society is no place to be

5/16

The Volvo Returns

Professors & children simply don't match

3/17

Vindictive Deities

The dreamer - superstition

3/18

Paperclip Mountains

Saving the planet with paperclip mountains

3/19
Tube Station Parody For your own safety and convenience . . .
3/20
Return Of The Volvo Saving the planet with paperclip mountains II - the sequel
3/21
Advertising Land Simon Pretering - Golf GTi –- City Radio 101.98FM - Mr Malakis
3/22
Pit Bull & The Newsagent Selling gold – heritage is important

3/23

The Universe Is Shouting Back

Lost communication

3/24

Green Leaflets & Squashed Toes

Jack and the toes/builder - second green leaflet

3/25

Indian Intelligence Service

Spying is not always glamorous

         
         
 

Chapter Four : The Children of Mammon : ±09.00-10.00

4/1 Secretaries & Jaguars Stuck in traffic - no one yet in office – emergency situation - DGSCS
4/2 Chemical Soups Happy King McBurger - Danielle Oliver – the delights of fast food
4/3 Sycophantic Wars Derrick & Sir Desmond Trithon - on his way to the roof
4/4 Fiery Shrubs & Omnipotent Chimps Taking shape and form
4/5 Concrete Satellites Building a neighbourhood without any community
4/6 Leaving The Labyrinth Derrick vacates the Trithon building – the service corridor
4/7 Litter Aerobatics Armies of cans and legions of bottles - waiting for Jack
4/9 Children Of A Monkey God Building things in your own image
4/10 Golden Watch and Rainbow Richardson & the disappearing world – time is money
4/11 The House In Notting Hill Keeping the landlord in style
4/12 Burning Down The Libraries  Lift conversation, ransacking credit cards, burning libraries
         
         
 

Chapter Five : The Jackal Has Eaten : ±10.00-11.00

5/1

Water Madness & Socialism

Trithon Helicopter – Sir Desmond in Docklands – canals - TrainTrax

5/2

Restructuring DNA

Nothing but a lost ant for company

5/3

The Union That Ended The World

Cold November afternoon – Calvin Strode – Kenneth Dresden

5/4

Garbled Static & Gibberish

Traffic helicopter - Alex & Mike visit the A13

5/5

The Trithon Papers

Paul and the ‘lost’ briefcase, Shaggy & Timmo go to the café

5/6

Advertising Land II

Brochure throwing and silent news

5/7

The Army of Builders

Big John the Spread, Little John the Spread, Greg the Sparks, Jocko the Painter

5/8

Vienna

GasEnergy men plant the incendiary

5/9

The Brain Size Matters

There is a price to pay

5/10

The Prime Minister & The Jackal

The LTCC problem is very annoying, it’s time to release the hounds

5/11

The Gods Of Commerce

What would the bloody socialists do?

5/13

Broadcast News

Alex and his wrong information

5/14

Decapitation Gives You A Head Start

What would the bloody socialists do? The Consortium speaks

5/15

Riot Van At Whitehall

Sergeant Adams & Constable Stevens and the mystery of observation

5/16

Flyovers & Flyby’s

The wrong broadcast - Canning Town – helicopter crash

5/17

London Lakes & Euro Fighters

Jack wades – polystyrene burger containers - RAF – Euro Fighter XIII

5/18

Spur Of The Moment

Upsetting Reality

5/19

Panic & Phone Calls

Sir Desmond takes Franklin’s call – the Counterweight is active

5/20

Marie, Jude, & The Austin Metro

Greenwich & South Bank University and the gauges that work

5/21

The Fat Man & Moustache

Espionage and sabotage – selling grandmothers - Smythe-Smith & Robert

5/22

Self-Destructive Tendencies

The originator of pain, desolation, despair, and misery

5/23

In The Fuzzy World Of Ignorance

Genetic deficiency – filtering the world out

5/24

The Fulcrum Consortium

The Fat Man, Moustache, and the thing that could not be
         
         
 

Chapter Six : Lust for Power : ±11.00-12.00

6/1 The New Model Summer of 10 years ago – DROT– the meeting to end the world
6/2 The Dilemma Of Sheila The children & subliminal radio - the HKM Court Jester
6/3 Cars, Oil, Roads, And Tea The plot - Global Vehicles – Armoury Oil & Petroleum
6/4 Superstition And Progress The price is nearly available to order
6/5 All News Is Bad News Sheila tries to ring her sister Claire
6/6 New Millennium Transport Strategy LTCC and the NTCC are born, long live the car
         
         
 

Chapter Seven : The Hunger of Mammon : ±12.00-13.00

7/1

The Lost Briefcase

Richardson wants revenge –- Brad Rubbenbury

7/2

Marie & The Peas Of Starvation

The global economy is simply explained

7/3

Antipodean Bar Laws

The Frog & Vulture annoys The Boss

7/4

Satellite Global News

Tom Bakersville and the Downing Street press conference

7/5

The Bringer Of Darkness

There is too mch confusion

7/6

Reindeer Man To Save The World

Disguising himself and fooling security

7/7

Accident Insurance

Sir Desmond - Patric Verdant - time for Franklin’s accident
         
         
 
Chapter Eight : The Price of Civilisation
8/1 ANGEL Architect of Nature, Geology, & Eclectic Life
8/2 Planet Ownership Staying forever – not an infinite supply of energy in the Universe
8/3 Linguistic Problems Guttural language – 106 words (50 for food, 20 for shelter)
8/4 The ELS Valley organics are ELS14 – Time is an imaginary concept

8/5

Project 1.2435342,

The most sophisticated Organics ever produced

         
         
 

Chapter Nine : Disintegration : ±13.00-14.00

9/1 The Ragbag Cabinet The arrival of the emergency transport crisis Cabinet
9/2 Spit & Polish Albert Thompson – traffic jam – the pub
9/3 The Fiasco Begins Empty transportation promises
9/4 Moustache & The Journalist If in doubt, deny, deny, deny
9/5 The Contingency Plans Are Dusted Down Antique papers and apathetic ministers
9/6 The Memory Remains The Same Albert & Ethel and the years of memories
9/7 Part Time Portfolios Prisons & Punishment; Football & Other Sport; Lotteries and Gambling;
9/8 Operation Carmageddon Trade, Industry, & Strikes; Education, Science, & e-Government
9/9 Nests Of Tables Albert’s house
9/10 The PM Speaks 'I didn’t mean to do it. I've blamed someone else.'
         
         
 

Chapter Eleven : A House in Eden

11/1 Arrival They arrive in the village
11/2 Bloody Expectations God, religions and a nice bit of genocide
11/3 Four Disciples Of Armageddon War - Famine - Pestilence - Accountant?
11/4 Civilisation Finally Arrives Chaos in the village
         
         
 

Chapter Twelve : Tomorrow Afternoon : ±14.00-15.00

12/1 House Of The Unholy Brad’s office - Richardson forces open the desk drawers
12/2 Colin Moorhouse Security – cigarette smokers – I do exist - sees Richardson
12/3 Great Exploitations The café – Paul’s story: munchies, his father
12/4 SuperSavings Hyper-Megamarket Council estates, drugs, & crime, Granddad Trithon
12/5 Beaky & Baldy Richardson – security card, email logs, hides tools & jumper
12/6 Colin Keeps Searching Old Dave – Colin’s story, unworkable rules, Winston and Declan
12/7 The Frog & Vulture Umbrella Man & Pit Bull invite Jack for a drink
12/8 Operation Counterweight Working for the government - Jack’s life story
12/9 The Gloom Brewery’s Guide To A Miserable Interior Keeping the customer satisfied
  Next: Chapters 13-22      
 
 

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